Bending elbows and talking Tebows, it's Blowin' Smoke #148!
It's the first show of the new year, and the Cretins came prepared for almost anything. Up first, a special Cigar of the Day...multiple mystery cigars. Find out how they were connected and what the Cretins thought about them.
Being football playoff time, the Cretins, and some listeners, had to weigh in on the big story of the football season. We also checked in with Clint Aaron of 262 Cigars for an update on their big Manifesto promotion. Then, with the help of our Twitter friends, we talked about Snoop Dogg's new cigar line, getting tattoos on your gentleman sausage, and a lovely lady with a double dose of...something. Plus, what the chicks are reading, a new 5 Things and much more.
So, genuflect at the altar of herfage, light up a favorite cigar, and grab a beverage for Blowin' Smoke #148...you heathen, you.
"And surely you will pay for your pint, And surely I will pay for mine! And we will take a cup of kindness yet for times gone by!" That's how the song goes as we herf out 2011 with Blowin' Smoke #147!
A Mystery Cigar was herfed for the last Cigar of the Day of 2011, and a new Cigar Match battle got underway. Rolling into a new year always brings up memories of the previous and hopes for the new, and the Cretins followed suit with some personal thoughts on cigars new to them in 2011, both memorable and forgettable. Plus, door to door breast exams, assault with a deadly femur, and rewriting headlines with our Tweeps. Look out for a new installment of "What The Chicks Are Reading," and a new 5 Things that involves designer socks.
So grab your noise maker, give your auld lang syne a bath, and light one up with Blowin' Smoke #147! Happy New Year!
Giddy with excitement, and drunk on Dextromethorphan, it's Blowin' Smoke #146!
Even with El Freako a little under the weather, the herf must go on...especially this episode. With a box of 262 Paradigm Lanceros on the line in the 262 By The Numbers Contest, many listeners were anxiously clutching their phones hoping for a call from the show. How did it turn out? Listen to find out!
Herfin' a new Cigar of the Day, the Cretins offered up some good tips on surviving the holiday season without going postal, and gift ideas for the Cretin on your list. Also, more weird stories from web, a new holiday themed 5 Things, and a new installment in our continuing investigative series on what the chicks are reading.
So, kick back with your favorite cigar and a double shot of holiday cheer for Blowin' Smoke #146!
Emerging from a turkey and pumpkin pie bender, it's Blowin' Smoke #145!
With gravy-stained shirts and pants unbuttoned, the Cretins assembled for some post-gobble-gobble herfage along with a brand new Cigar of the Day, and a stash of cold PBRs. Along the way, we talked about getting that elusive 10 point buck, what not to do with your turkey carcass, stuff on the turnpike, and more.
Plus, we celebrate our one year anniversary of teaming up with the great people of 262 Cigars with a great contest called "262 By The Numbers" that you HAVE TO GET IN ON RIGHT AWAY for your chance to win! Listen to find out how you could win a box of the brand new 262 Paradigm Lanceros!
We also met and vetted Cretin Kyle's new, and very lovely, friend of the female persuasion.
Just like our collective post-turkey day waistlines, this show is bulging. So, grab some leftover sweet potatoes and a special stogie for Blowin' Smoke #145!
Celebrating six years of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast, it's the Big Ass Birthday Show!
Loaded down with microphones, cigars, beer and birthday cake, we setup herf-camp at Slippery Rock Cigars in beautiful, scenic Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania, to celebrate another year of friendships and fun with Blowin' Smoke. Big thanks to Clint and 262 Cigars, our big ass birthday sponsor, who, along with his merry band of cigar compatriots, joined us at the Cretin roundtable.
In between slurps of three special home brews on hand, we talked cigars, of course, as well as cigar counterfeits. Plus, listener emails and tweets, an update on a lady who likes nuts, a granny with a gun, and a gift guide for people with more money and libido than brains.
So grab a jar of frosting, a spoon, a fine cigar, and join us as we celebrate six years of friendships and fun all glued together by a love of cigars...that IS the Blowin' Smoke Podcast!
Long ashes and Oktoberfest beer could only mean one thing...Blowin' Smoke #143!
Indeed, the Cretins gathered once again for fine cigars, libations, and the kind of crazy previously seen only during PBR and pork rinds night at the trailer park. With not one, but two simultaneous Cigars of the Day, the Cretins' collective attention span was tested. When they learned this would result in a rare Cigar Match 3-way, they sat up straight and...well, that's pretty much all they did differently. The point is, we've got a 3-way. How cool is that?
We also talked to Clint Aaron of 262 Cigars about some exciting things on the horizon with them, and his plans to join us at the Blowin' Smoke Big Ass 6th Birthday Party show coming up soon.
Plus, we talked about how far reviewing cigars can or should take you, had a first ever call from a particular location, and continued our investigative series into what the chicks are reading...while guys check out their walk.
So, grab your jack o' lantern and a fine cigar, and join us for Blowin' Smoke #143! The Dude abides!
With the blessings of Rabbi Freako (pic below) and liquored up on Manischewitz, it's Blowin' Smoke #142!
It felt like 40 years wandering in the desert, but the Blowin' Smoke Cretins were finally graced by the presence of Steve...known all around the world as "Spoiled Heeb" as a fellow Cretin on the show. We celebrated with bagels (no lox...that crap is expensive), cheap kosher wine, He'Brew Beer and, of course, cigars. Oh, and a lot of BS too. Welcome to the ranks of Cretin, Spoiled Heeb!
While we herfed a new Cigar of the Day, we sent Cretin Kyle on a little mission...to "Occupy Walmart." (See pics below.) We're pretty sure he'll be in therapy for it in a few years. Also, a new installment on what the chicks are reading, a new 5 Things, and lots more.
So, grab a mohel, a couple cigars and join in the crazy that is Blowin' Smoke #142!
Pre-game herfin' with a full house Council of Cretins and a brand new Cigar of the Day...the Fausto from Pete Johnson. Could there be a little redemption after a lackluster review a few shows back? How will it pair with the latest Oreo cookies? These are the questions that keep us up at night...but we're weird that way. Find out what the Cretins had to say.
There's a brand new 5 Things that will come in handy if you like bonnets and buggies. Plus, cigars in a blender, grandma's implants, a real hot beef injection, and ladies going commando...yea or nay?
That alone is worth the price of admission...which is free, of course!
So grab your granny panties, fire up a big fatty and check out Blowin' Smoke #141!
Trying to be on our best behavior, it's Blowin' Smoke #140!
With a who's who of Cretins in the house, Blowin' Smoke welcomed George Rodriguez of Rodrigo Cigars to the show. It was a real pleasure to meet, herf with and get to know the man behind and the story of Rodrigo Cigars. Thank you, George, for sharing some of your valuable time with us.
With George's help, we announced the winners in the cigar store Indians naming contest, checked out some listener email, announced plans for the 6th annual Big Ass Birthday Show at Slippery Rock Cigars, and dove into our usual pool of oddball stories found on the internet. Plus, George Rodriguez was kind enough to provide our latest installment of 5 Things.
So, kick back, light up a favorite cigar and enjoy Blowin' Smoke #140!
Just as hot, but not as humid, it's Blowin' Smoke #139!
The Council of Cretins swarmed the Havana Room again with the promise of a new Cigar of the Day, cold brew and women's gymnastics on the plasma and came through with another class A herf. With a butt-kicking in the last Cigar Match, a new contender entered the ring, but what do the Cretins think of the challenger? Also, choosing a new ride can gain or lose you man points. Plus, promoting toplessness, USB powered "friends," how to speak va-jay-jay, and more.
So, call the doctor, this could get serious...or not. More likely not. It's Blowin' Smoke #139!
Another hot, steamy day in the Havana Room...just perfect for fat guys and cigars, let me tell ya! Ideal for Blowin' Smoke #138!
Welcome to Peter, aka @SharingSmoke for you Twitter Tweeps, joining us and giving up his Cretin cherry. To celebrate Peter joining the ranks of Cretinhood, we herfed a Mystery Cigar of the Day and handed over 5 Things duties to him. Plus, Kevin is back from his wedding guest hiatus and dove right into his investigative reporter duties for more on what the chicks are reading. Also, chatter about cigar bling, naked old folks on the riverbanks, and another special lady in our prison system with a knack for self-storage.
So, ice down something wet, grab a mystery stick of your own and click play for Blowin' Smoke #138!
On a hot summer night, would you offer your herf to the fat guys on leather sofas? Only if it's Blowin' Smoke #137!
And hot it was...sticky too as the Cretins gathered in the famed Havana Room for another smokin' escapade. We rolled out a new Cigar of the Day, paired up a new Cigar Match for you to vote on, and drank a lot of cold beer while the fans worked overtime to keep the smoke moving and the flop sweat bearable. Plus, we also had a surprise call from Clint of 262 Cigars about what he has up his sleeve for us in the coming weeks and months. We be excited!
We also laid out a new contest for you where you could win some cigars from El Freako's stash. Deadline for entry is August 10, 2011. Listen for all the details.
The conversation included hot weather herfing and how it might effect your cigar selection, regular guy interest in the annual trade show, and plenty of weird stories from the web...with the intelligent and classy feedback from our Twitter followers. Cough, cough.
So, shove an ice pack down there, grab a frosty beverage and fire up a summertime stogie for Blowin' Smoke #137!
Fresh off a one week fireworks bender, it's Blowin' Smoke #136!
Joining the Cretin ranks this time are Paula & Doug, big Steelers fans and loyal listeners, from Indianapolis! We were thrilled to have them join us and be a part of the show. In fact, Paula claims she has a score to settle with me over our "What The Chicks Are Reading" investigative series. So, we gave her the job this time. Plus, her husband, Doug, shared a great story from his personal police blotter.
Along with Paula & Doug joining us, we also herfed a new Cigar of the Day, talked about an on-call breastfeeding truck, an update to a previous "related" story, craft beer banter, and more including another LIVE call-in edition of "Whose Boobs?"
So, grab your Roman candle, spark a fine cigar and join the herf! It's Blowin' Smoke #136!
The picture below is part of the story Doug shared during the show. Honest.
The second meeting of Herf-aholics Anonymous in less than a week gave birth to Blowin' Smoke #135!
Like any good multi-step program, we first had to admit we had a herf. Easy enough. Next, we needed a diversion. So, the first ever "Whose Boobs?" Call-In Edition was born. If you are not following Blowin' Smoke and the Cretins on Twitter, shame on you for six weeks. Speaking of phones, our new Butt Bucket Questions got a nice inaugural work out and there was plenty of El Freako ball-bustin' going on...as usual.
With such a short span between shows, we kept the current Cigar Match going and made this a Multi-Mystery Cigar of the Day, plus we had a new 5 Things, more insight into what the chicks are reading, and, or course, the usual weird stories found online.
All that and more are waiting for you right now. C'mon...you know you want it. Just click play. We won't tell anybody. It's Blowin' Smoke #135!
A near perfect afternoon for a herf in the famed Havana Room and an even better day to baptize a new Cretin as Dustin traveled three hours one way to join us. He did a fine job and we handed him 5 Things duties to boot. Welcome Dustin!
We herfed a new Cigar of the Day, announced the winner in our StogieHaven.com contest where a bunch of Cigar Crawl loot was up for grabs, and continued our investigative series into what the chicks are reading with a new Cosmo.
Of course, we also checked out listener emails, took some live phone calls and brought the best weird stuff in the news to you...before taking it straight to the dumpster.
So, grab a stick...preferably your own, and herf with us here on Blowin' Smoke #134!
Feeling a little sun grown ourselves, it's Blowin' Smoke #133!
What a great day for a herf! No rain...actual sunshine along with cold beer, tasty rum and brand new Cigar of the Day...the San Cristobal Seleccion Del Sol Toro. That means "sun grown" for you Pabst drinkers. (Wait! We're Pabst drinkers.) Anyway, the Cretins were fired up for nice herf and thrilled to welcome Sam Leccia to the show to talk about his newly formed Sam Leccia Cigar Co. and what he has planned for his first and future offerings to the cigar faithful.
Plus, we checked out listener emails & phone calls, found some weird stories like we always do, and educated ourselves with another peek inside the world of what the chicks are reading. We also offered up a new, but old, 5 Things.
So, slather on some sunscreen, don those cool shades, and fire up a nice stick for Blowin' Smoke #133!
Like a shot to the eyeball, it's Blowin' Smoke #132!
We finally had OUR chance to celebrate the assassination of bin Laden by our US Navy SEALs with a full house herf and a symbolic pairing of a Gurkha Assassin cigar and a Skull Splitter Orkney Ale. Find out how they did.
We also talked about El Freako's recent trek to CigarFest and the upcoming W. PA Cigar Crawl. Plus, we got our hands on a high tech toy and tried it out on Kyle. Of course, we also had listener emails, weird stories and help from our friends on Twitter...not to mention another report in our investigative series about what the chicks are reading, and a new 5 Things.
So, send your courier out for pizza, grab a big stick and join the herf right here on Blowin' Smoke #132!
Baptizing new Cretins in a cloud of aromatic secondhand cigar smoke - it's Blowin' Smoke #131!
Armed with a new Cigar of the Day and a brand new chick magazine, we set out for another herf adventure. Along the way we checked out listener emails, sampled some homemade beer, engaged our Twitter followers in some unusual news stories for their unique spin, and introduced you to a new member of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast family. Plus a new 5 Things and more insight and analysis into what the chicks read.
So, grab your loins (or a favorite cigar) for Blowin' Smoke #131!
With frozen nuts and hoping for some spring-like weather, it's Blowin' Smoke #130!
Indeed the mercury was still hanging low, but the Cretins were ready for some April herfing with tasty cigar snacks and plenty of hot air to keep things toasty inside the Havana Room. A brand new Cigar of the Day was sacrificed and tossed into the Cigar Match ring to do battle with the current champion. See what the Cretins had to say about it. Plus a new 5 Things, listener email and voicemail, and plenty of crazy stories from the internet kept this herf in high gear.
So grab your designer whatchamacallit, a fine cigar, and click play on Blowin' Smoke #130!
Cruisin' into spring in a cloud of smoke, it's Blowin' Smoke #129!
The Cretins were giddy with excitement as they sparked up a new Cigar of the Day. Not just because it was another free cigar. Not just because we were announcing the winners in two contests. Not just because of the new 5 Things, and not just because of the rum that Cretin Jeff brought. The Cretins were also giddy because we welcomed special guest Jon Huber of Crowned Heads to the show to talk about his plans to bring his new boutique cigar company to market, and how his time with CAO carved his path to right now. (Thank you, Jon, for spending some time with us!)
Click play and light up already! It's Blowin' Smoke #129!
It's been a while since the Council of Cretins were dealt a Mystery Cigar to herf and review, so BS #128 seemed as good a time as any. How good are their palates at guessing the identity of sacrificed cigars? Listen to find out.
With a smorgasbord of unusual, gutter tempting stories from the world wide web of weirdness, and the assistance of our twisted Twitter tweeps, we were determined to not disappoint the hungry natives. We also threw out two, count 'em, two contests where listeners could win some cool stuff from Freako's herf closet.
Plus, we offered up a brand new 5 Things, and another report in our continuing investigative series into what the chicks are reading, and more!
So click play and settle back with a fine cigar and your favorite beverage and enjoy Blowin' Smoke #128!
Working all hours on a new collective herf agreement to avoid a humidor lock-out, it's Blowin' Smoke #127!
With a full house of Cretins, Torcedor Coffee brewin' and a new Cigar of the Day burnin', we hit herf factor 10 and jumped right into serious detective work on something blatantly missing from the Havana Room. We also enjoyed some listener emails, wacky tweets from our Twitter followers, and a new 5 Things. Plus, our investigative series into what the chicks are reading continues with more intriguing insight!
So, jump in and get herfin'! It's Blowin' Smoke #127!
Going deep and making it hurt, it's Blowin' Smoke #126!
With cigars a blazin', the Cretins herfed up one hell of a pre-game with a new Cigar of the Day, a new 5 Things and more hard hitting investigative reporting into what the chicks are reading. Plus, the winner of our 262 Cigars photo contest with Clint of 262 Cigars, some friendly abuse from listeners who like cheese, and plenty of the usual man cave herf topics and feedback from our Twitter tweeps. We're talkin' stuff like renaming a sewage department in Austin, romantic messages on candy hearts, what's better than holding hands to help guys heal, and more!
So, grab your pigskin and huddle up under the smoke cloud...it's Blowin' Smoke #126!
Single digit temps outside and double digit IQs inside means it's Blowin' Smoke #125!
On a cold cold football weekend, the very nipply Cretins managed to stay warm enough to herf many fine cigars including a new Cigar of the Day for review...the Warlock Robusto. While the pulled pork was waiting, we also gave away cigars with the help of our friends on Twitter, talked to Clint of 262 Cigars about a contest reminder, and explored more of what the chicks are reading these days. Plus, there was talk of an "oops" surgery, man caves for moms, what not to do in a hotel parking lot, and more.
So, throw another log on the fire, grab a big fatty and join us for more herf excellence right here on Blowin' Smoke #125!
New year - same sick, twisted Cretins! It's Blowin' Smoke #124!
Keeping with our new year resolution to keep herfin' and keep Blowin' Smoke, we gathered once again in the famous Havana Room for great cigars and a ton of BS. Thanks to our friends on Twitter, much of the dialog went downhill "faster than a wagon full of fat kids!"
Listener emails, listener phone calls, a new 5 Things and more of what the chicks are reading are all packed inside. Plus, what to say when you are naked at the drive-thru, the latest gift idea for the sexually adventurous, and midgets with vacuum cleaners. Seriously.
So, grab your new year stick and fire it up for Blowin' Smoke #124!
Anxiously awaiting the fat man in red velvet, the Cretins gathered once again for Blowin' Smoke #123!
Even though it was cold enough outside to freeze a chocolate cherry beer into a solid chunk of ice, the Cretins feared not and forged ahead with more holiday time herfing. Fruit cake was eaten, coffee was slurped and Flying Pigs were everywhere. It was a good thing we had those butane torches to fend them off. Plus, a steady stream of BS didn't hurt either. It included plenty of Twitter-worthy stuff like Christmas cigars, Christmas movie trivia, using bosoms to get DNA another way, and the mother-in-law who hated nipples.
All that along with a new 5 Things and more about what the chicks are talking about too. Now, that's a Christmas herf feast!
So, grab your ho-ho-ho and a fine cigar for Blowin' Smoke #123! Unless you've been naughty.
The Cretins were just giddy with excitement as Blowin' Smoke #122 welcomed 262 Cigars as our newest sponsor of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast. I think Kyle actually got a little verklempt!
With a brand new Cigar of the Day, the La Flor Dominicana Air Bender Guerrero, a new champion in the Cigar Match, and a fresh supply of goat news, Clint and Matt from 262 Cigars told us all about their company, their cigars - the Paradigm and the Ideology - and how you can help them spread the love and get a little kickback in return. Plus, a chance for you to win some Paradigm & Ideology cigars and swag from 262 Cigars too!
A brand new 5 Things was prepared for you too, and we assigned Cretins Kyle and Kevin to find out what the chicks are talking about to keep you ahead of the estrogen curve.
It's a BIG show! So, grab several fine cigars, a steady supply of beverages and a full can of butane for Blowin' Smoke #122!
LIVE from Slippery Rock Cigars in scenic Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania, it's the Blowin' Smoke Podcast 5th Annual Big Ass Birthday Show!
With a dense smoke cloud hovering through the store, cold PBR in the fridge, big ass birthday cake, and lots of brothers and sisters of the leaf in attendance, it was time to celebrate another year of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast and all the good friends it continues to bring together.
Along with listener emails and great tweets from our friends on Twitter, we herfed a variety of cigars with a Blowin' Smoke Podcast twist, sampled some great house cigars from Cigar Express, and talked about lots of stuff like the latest TSA-holes enhanced groping at the airport, dumping Facebook friends, and the fact that we're all pretty much nuts. Plus, we brought back Cigar Box Topics and scanned the latest supermarket mags for valuable info worthy of Blowin' Smoke. We had some goat news too, of course.
Grab a cigar, an adult beverage and run to the man cave for your latest excursion into herf utopia...the Blowin' Smoke Podcast #121 - the Big Ass Birthday Show!
Along with a chill in the air came some unexpected changes for the Blowin' Smoke Cretins on episode #120. First, word of a break-up in the cigar industry, then a stunning upset in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle with the same DNA! The pundits weigh in on what happened.
As the Cretins recovered from the major shift of the earth's axis, an early Christmas gift was bestowed (picture below), they rehashed some Halloween chatter, covered some goat news, discussed Man Caves versus Mom Caves, and read a police report you won't soon forget. (We linked it below for you.) They even took some phone calls.
Special thanks to our followers on Twitter for adding a lot of fun to the conversations. Make sure you are following Blowin' Smoke on Twitter too.
So, grab your Snuggie, a fine cigar, something good to drink, and settle in for over two hours of herfing bliss...it's Blowin' Smoke #120!
It's a fall festival of herfage and the Council of Cretins are celebrating in the Havana Room for Blowin' Smoke #119!
Fresh off a disappointing Cigar of the Day on the last episode, the Cretins were ready for new blood, and it came with the name E.P. Carrillo Predilecto. Along with a round of various Oktoberfest beers, the new contender was herfed indeed. Check out what the Cretins had to say.
Ligero Lou handled a new 5 Things and, along with help from our Twitter Tweeps, we talked about Halloween dos and don'ts, who not to call when you buy bad weed, what not to do with a leaf blower, and what brought the pr0n industry to a squealing moaning halt.
So grab some candy corn and a fine cigar for Blowin' Smoke #119!
With the smell of October leaves and pumpkin beer in the air, the Council of Cretins assembled for Blowin' Smoke #118!
A brand new Cigar of the Day, the new A. Turrent Triple Play Gran Toro was offered up to the cigar gods with thoughts of possibly unseating the seemingly unbeatable Cain F Habano 550 in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle. Check out how it fared.
The Cretins also sampled a variety of seasonal craft beers...all of them pumpkin ales, while your Freako partook of a PBR as we discussed the panty wastes that anonymously reported the Cincinnati Reds to the state for celebrating victory with a cigar in the clubhouse. Those heathen Reds! We also brought you two token goat stories, the trained ear of a peeping Tom victim, the dollar store flasher and more of the Octomom (pic included - you're welcome). Plus 5 Things for newlywed friends of Blowin' Smoke.
So, grab your jack o' lantern with your good hand and a cigar with the other and join us for Blowin' Smoke #118!
As the talking heads whine about the economy, we've decided to keep on herfin'. While that might not be as easy as it once was from a financial standpoint, that doesn't mean it can't be just as enjoyable.
So, this episode of Blowin' Smoke focuses primarily on your cigar economics with special guests Jim Cohen, Premium Cigar Retail Specialist with Klafter's / Cigar Express, and Jeff Brown, Buyer and Special Projects Manager with Famous Smoke Shop. Together they school us on the realities of the cigar business and offer some insight toward saving money on cigars while not sacrificing quality and personal taste preferences.
We also dive into more listener email, a couple of goat stories (because you expect them), some weird stories, plus a new 5 Things for your back pocket.
So, kick back. Put the checkbook away, and spark up a bargain bundle stick for Blowin' Smoke #117!
First and ten from the Havana Room, it's Blowin' Smoke #116!
Herfin' right into football season, the Council of Cretins gathered for a brand new Cigar of the Day...the La Aroma de Cuba Mi Amor Magnifico, some delicious Torcedor Coffee, cold brews and plenty of BS. Along with a virgin Cretin at the roundtable and help from our Tweeps on Twitter, we covered a bunch of listener emails & voicemails, talked high alcohol vodka, 3D p0rn, condoms in prison and more. Plus, of course, a token goat story.
We also decided to open up a number of Blowin' Smoke Podcast "Czar" positions and accept applications right here through the website. The current available "Czar" positions needing filled are as follows:
Applicants should demonstrate sufficient knowledge and or expertise in the subject matter of the specific Czar position they are applying for. Applicants may be contacted for a live interview on an episode of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast. Czar positions are for a one year term and will be determined by a Cretin vote except those Czar positions appointed directly from the Man Chair.
So, go ahead. Click that download link and get in on the fun. It's Blowin' Smoke #116!
Back again for a new round of herfage, it's Blowin' Smoke #115!
Gathered in the famed Havana Room, the Council of Cretins sparked up a new Cigar of the Day...the Xikar HC Series Habano Colorado Toro for review along with a few PBRs and great conversation. With plenty of emails, topics also included cigar memories, goats in trunks, ogling women, and the Blowin' Smoke Podcast church wing.
Our friends on Twitter provided some great feedback, as always, along with live calls at 877-51-CIGAR.
So fire up that pleasure stick, pour an adult beverage and click play on the latest herf extraordinaire...Blowin' Smoke #115!
From a muggy Havana Room, it's Blowin' Smoke #114!
Your El Freako and a full house Council of Cretins gathered once again for herf excellence with a brand new Cigar of the Day...the Padilla Habano Robusto, and a very special announcement about taking the show to a whole new level.
Along with our friends on Twitter, we talked about bad workplace behavior, using the sleepwalking defense, superstitions and more.
So, crack a cold one, spark a spicy one and join us for Blowin' Smoke #114 right now!
Back home in the Havana Room at Chez Rob, it's Blowin' Smoke #113!
A mild, breezy and comfortable Saturday morning is the perfect time to be herfing in the Havana Room, second only to a crisp fall afternoon with Steelers football on the tube, and today was made even better as we welcomed two virgin Cretins to the show...Ken and Rick. Along with the new Cretins and a brand new Cigar of the Day, we also welcomed some of our many followers on Twitter who chimed in with some great tweets on many of the day's topics such as mixing beer and cheese for better sex, beer and cigar pairings, and road rage cigars.
One of our new Cretins took on 5 Things duties with "5 things you never want to hear inside a walk-in humidor," plus email, voicemail and more.
So, grab your favorite stick...no, the other one...and join us for Blowin' Smoke #113!
LIVE from the annual Cigar Barbecue at Slippery Rock Cigars, it's Blowin' Smoke #112!
With over 100 of our closest and newest friends, we gathered again for our favorite summertime herf and had a great time. As always, the food was delicious, the drinks were cold and the cigars were smokin' as we enjoyed the company of brothers and sisters of the leaf. We kicked off the show with a total Mystery Cigar where not even your El Freako knew what it was. Joining the Council of Cretins were long time listeners Joel from Beaver Damn, Wisconsin, and Ashley "DaByrdMan" from our nation's capital. Joel brought us Horny Goat beer from home which we loved...especially Kyle and handled 5 Things duties, while DaByrdMan brought us coolness...which we all desperately needed.
Big thanks and major kudos to all the Cigar BBQ sponsors especially Sir Vin Cigars who I completely forgot to grab on the show.
Huge thanks to Joe and Jaime and everyone at Slippery Rock Cigars for creating another super herf event and under some crazy circumstances. Get well soon, Joe!!
Now, kick back, spark up a pleasure stick and herf with us at the annual Slippery Rock Cigars - Blowin' Smoke Podcast Cigar Barbecue and Blowin' Smoke #112!
The Havana Room felt like an island south of Miami as we gathered for cigars and BS for Blowin' Smoke #111!
With a full roundtable of Cretins, including the owner of Slippery Rock Cigars, and (almost) world famous boobie aficionado, Joe Durso, we fired up a brand new Cigar of the Day and witnessed a rare occurrence in the current Cigar Match battle.
Joe took on 5 Things duties this time around and, along with fun feedback from our friends on Twitter, we tackled some important issues like what to call the eventual little blue pill for women, the "furries," and what to call a bikini barista run by your El Freako.
Plus, we update the upcoming annual Cigar BBQ at Slippery Rock Cigars, and more right here on Blowin' Smoke #111. Spark one up and join us!
Hot and sticky and on the road for Blowin' Smoke #110!
As they celebrated their customer appreciation days, we parked our butts at the Smoker Friendly - Cigar Express in Monroeville, PA, for some herfing fun and a brand new Mystery Cigar of the Day. Store manager, Rob, made our mystery selection, talked to us about the store and some of his special deals, and fired up the grill for some burgers and weenies too. Chris from Oliva/Cain/Nub was also on hand and joined us for a segment of the show too.
In addition to a Mystery Cigar of the Day, we had a lot of listener emails to enjoy, great stories to share from the world wide web, a new 5 Things for your brain to ponder, and a special farewell to a good friend.
So grab an icy cold PBR (or not), spark a big fatty and herf along with us right here on Blowin' Smoke #110!
Inside a hot and humid Havana Room on a Memorial Day holiday weekend, the famed Council of Cretins gathered once again for cold beer, tasty cigars and plenty of BS. This time, the Cigar of the Day was the huge Ramones El Largo. Checking in at a whopping 8.5" X 52, this thing might intimidate most, but the Cretins had them reduced to ashes in no time. Check out what they thought about this new cigar from the fine folks at Camacho.
The annual Cigar Barbecue is coming up in July at Slippery Rock Cigars and we have a chance for you to win tickets. Plus we took a look back at BS #108 and our interview with Rocky Patel as well as the recently completed annual Cigar Crawl. Plus lots of listener email, a new 5 Things, and more.
So, grab your El Largo and relax with your friends right here on Blowin' Smoke #109!
LIVE from Penn-Ohio Cigar Co. in beautiful downtown Sharon, Pennsylvania, it's Blowin' Smoke #108!
With a big block party atmosphere and one of the biggest names in premium handmade cigars - Rocky Patel - in the house, the cigars were smokin', the drinks flowin', and our host, Penn-Ohio Cigars was rockin' as we enjoyed a fantastic event.
I am honored that Rocky Patel joined the Blowin' Smoke Council of Cretins for an entire segment to talk cigars, politics and some personal stories with us in addition to contributing some great prizes to some lucky Blowin' Smoke listeners. A true gentleman and professional, it was my pleasure to have Rocky on the show for, what I hope will be, the first of many times.
We also herfed and reviewed a new Cigar of the Day and broke in another new Cretin with 5 Things duties which he performed flawlessly, of course.
Check it out...Rocky Patel on Blowin' Smoke #108 right here, right now!
And check out some pictures of the event and Rocky's appearance on the show in the Herf & Events photo gallery on BlowinSmokePodcast.com
With a brand new Cigar of the Day - the Casa Magna Colorado Robusto - the Cretins cracked open some craft beers and lit up. Along with a review of the Cigar of the Day, we also gave away some cigars in honor of the late Frank Llaneza, offered up a new 5 Things and a new challenger in the on going Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle.
Plus, with help from our crazy followers on Twitter, we also discussed a new survey that says more men prefer cuddle time to sex, a KFC inspired cigar double down, a "controversial" TV ad for Lane Bryant (see link below), and more.
Also a reminder to join us at Penn-Ohio Cigars in Sharon, PA, for Rocky Patel on Thursday, May 6, 2010, as well as your chance to win some snacks during that event even if you can't be there. Listen to find out how!
All that fun and more awaits right here on Blowin' Smoke #107. Join us!
With the smell of hot dogs, coffee and cigars filling the air, it's Blowin' Smoke #106!
A great day for firing up the grill, watching some hockey on the tube, and herfin' up the Havana Room, and that's exactly what we did with a brand new Cigar of the Day - the Perdomo Grand Cru Toro Connecticut. Check out what the Council of Cretins had to say about it. It's also a contender in a new Cigar Match. Be sure to vote!
Along with listener email and voicemail, we talked about a recent Freako dilemma. Perhaps you have a solution? Also, along with our Twitter tweeps, we talked up very obvious research studies, peeping smoke nazis, WalMart scooter crime fighting, and some funky flavored soda from some cheerleaders in Texas. Rah-rah! Plus, what do Sarah Jessica Parker and Equus Africanus Asinus have in common?
All that and more awaits right here on Blowin' Smoke #106! Get clickin'!
They say March goes out like a lamb and that makes Cretin Kyle very happy, but I digress. It's Blowin' Smoke #105!
The Havana Room was standing room only as we welcomed George Joseph of Penn-Ohio Cigar in Sharon, PA, to the roundtable (with a special announcement) along with Justin AKA @TheTravelingJ, Dirty Uncle Kevin and Moose to take on yet another Mystery Cigar. While we herfed and puffed, we also announced the 2009 Cigar Match Grand Champion. Congratulations to the Rocky Patel 1961 Torpedo! We also drew two names from the votes cast to win a Freako 5-Pack.
We also took a few minutes to pay a small tribute to Mr.Frank Llaneza, an icon in the cigar industry, who passed away on March 18th. In honor of Mr. Llaneza, we have a chance for you to win a Frank Llaneza 1961 Magnum to enjoy in his memory. Listen to find out how you could win.
While Dirty Uncle Kevin pondered his 5 Things duties, we read some listener email, bitched about cigar taxes and scratched our heads, along with our friends on Twitter, about a guy whose girlfriend wanted a three-way with him and her girlfriend and what his answer was, another guy who left a gift in his girlfriend's car...maybe, smokin' up in Colorado, and more!
So, join us, along with Kyle's goat, for another trip down Herf Street right here on Blowin' Smoke #105.
They say March comes in like a lion and we herfed a lion of a cigar for Blowin' Smoke #104!
With a rainy, dreary day outside, and the Torcedor Coffee flowin' inside, the Havana Room was smoking as the Council of Cretins gathered for a mystery Cigar of the Day. See what they thought about this unknown assailant.
While the Cretins pondered the identity of the Cigar of the Day, we talked about the misguided case for trying to hike cigar taxes again. Aren't we already smoking for the children? Plus, more opinion on the lofty claims of being the best, most expensive cigars. Also, plenty of weird news items with plenty of assistance from our friends on Twitter like what a 6 foot tall 400 lb woman keeps in her bra, government regulation of smells, and doing a little "landscaping" while driving. Talk about distracted driving!
So, join the herf and the conversation. All that and more is right here, right now on Blowin' Smoke #104!
With record snowfall in the Burgh, we counter with copious amounts of cigar smoke for Blowin' Smoke #103!
We cooked up a pot of Torcedor Coffee and sparked up the latest Cigar of the Day...the Nestor Miranda Special Selection Coffee Break. In cigar news, Fast Eddy is at it again in Pennsylvania looking to tax cigars AGAIN for the second time in as many years. We have his phone number for you to tell him what you think.
We also talked about the huge Olympic controversy...chicks and cigars! Oh, the humanity! Check the evidence HERE. Really, do you have a problem with that?? Plus, Girl Scout Cookies, curvy women are crack, and strange male rights of passage. Ouch!
Congratulations to Michael Howe! He won a 'pre-seasoned' ashtray and a Freako 5 Pack of Cuba Aliados Toro De Luxe in our Fan Pics contest!
Plus, 5 Things from listener, Acey! Here is the visual portion of his '5 Hot Winter Olympians." One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
So, spark up a favorite seegar and join us for Blowin' Smoke #103!
Up to our robustos in global warming, it's Blowin' Smoke #102!
With a trail carved in the snow and the aroma of Torcedor Coffee leading to the famed Havana Room, we gathered again for another herf excursion. This time the Cigar of the Day was the Alec Bradley Prensado Corona Gorda. The last time we sparked an Alec Bradley it didn't rate so well. What did the Council of Cretins think about this rather new Alec Bradley stick? Listen to find out.
Also on BS #102, we announced the winner in the Rocky's Bitch contest who scored a box of Rocky Patel Vintage 1990 Toro Tubos signed by Rocky Patel himself. Very cool! Plus, there is a brand new Cigar Match AND your chance to vote for the Cigar Match 2009 Grand Champion and possibly win a Freako Five Pack of cigars too!
Along with help from our friends on Twitter, we compared the value of a Winston Churchill cigar butt with a cigar butt left by El Freako and the Cretins, cigars to smoke with Al Gore while out shoveling global warming, and free Blackberry smart phones from the government to help you quit smoking. What? And don't forget a new 5 Things, this time submitted by a loyal Blowin' Smoke listener. Plus email and voicemail too!
So, light up a fine cigar and commence herfing with your friends on Blowin' Smoke #102!
Kicking off the next one hundred herfs, it's Blowin' Smoke #101!
In single digit temps, we gathered to herf once again and this time the Cigar of the Day was the Partagas Benji Master Series Majestuoso. A true master with many decades in the cigar business, this limited release cigar honors Benji Menendez. How did it stack up with the Cretins?
We also invited our tweeps on Twitter to join in the conversation with feedback on some of our topics like manly shower products, the recession and prostitution, politicians and their sin taxes, and more.
Plus, some audio from the recent annual Herf n Nog here in the Burgh, 5 Things from Cretin Kyle, and chatter about cigar names that are too long.
So, light up a fine cigar and listen in. It's Blowin' Smoke #101!
Celebrating the 100th episode of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast!
As we celebrated our 100th show, we went back to the very first Blowin' Smoke and herfed the same cigar...the Cuba Aliados Toro De Luxe Corojo. Listen for your chance to win a 5-pack of these cigars, plus a brand new ashtray that we have "pre-seasoned" for you during the show. How cool is that? Check out the pics of the ashtrays being broken in.
Our friends on Twitter also had a chance to win during the show. Check out the fun by following the show at Twitter.com/BlowinSmoke.
We also checked out listener emails, voicemails and 5 Things submitted by a dedicated listener, as well as some interesting stories found online.
So, fire up a special handmade and join us as we celebrate 100 episodes of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast. Here's to 100 more! Cheers & long ashes!
Still in recovery from the holiday celebrations, it's Blowin' Smoke #99! Happy New Year!
We kicked off the new year with a mystery cigar of the day and talked up the holidays, new year traditions, and cigar resolutions. We also punched up the Blowin' Smoke voicemail for some listener feedback and opened the email bag too. Along with input from our Twitter followers, we also talked about possible new endorsements for Tiger, things that are better than sex and the reasons why men, yes, men, fake orgasms.
All this plus our Don Gonzalez Cigars / Blowin' Smoke Fantasy Football winner, a reminder to enter our contest to win a signed box of Rocky Patel cigars and more. So, grab a favorite cigar from the holiday humidor, spark it up and join us for Blowin' Smoke #99 as we herf in 2010. Happy New Year!
Trying really hard to figure out the naughty vs. nice thing, it's Blowin' Smoke #98!
A big show and a big Cigar of the Day with the Gurkha Dragon Fury taking honors this time, and the Cretins were more than happy to take it for a spin. See what they have to say about this 7 X 50 pleasure stick. Also on Blowin' Smoke #98 is a chance for you to win a signed box of Rocky Patel Vintage 1990 Toro Tubos! Listen to find out how!
Also on board, El Freako's dinner with Rocky, bling for your baby or babies are bling, you decide, discounted sex at the climate summit, and more. Plus a new 5 Things to help you with Christmas shopping, an important nog announcement, and listener emails and voicemails.
Finally awakening from our turkey-induced slumber, it's Blowin' Smoke #97!
Gather 'round the leftovers, children, and let the Blowin' Smoke Cretins tell you about the new Cigar of the Day...the new Brick House Toro from J.C. Newman and the latest pairing in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle. Along with a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things, we also talked about weird beer names, weird ball games and really weird widower games.
As if that's not enough, there's another great gift idea for mom straight from China. She'll love it!
So, grab a drink and spark a cigar! It's Blowin' Smoke #97 straight ahead!
LIVE from Slippery Rock Cigars in scenic Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania, it's the Blowin' Smoke Podcast Big Ass 4th Birthday!
With a packed house and a dense cloud of smoke, we celebrated another year of on-demand herf excellence...the Blowin' Smoke Podcast. Many thanks to all our sponsors and especially you, our listeners, without whom none of this would be possible.
With big ass birthday cake waiting, and plenty of beer, bourbon and scotch, we sparked up a new Cigar of the Day...the new Uppercut from Punch. With a name like that, you're gonna want to hear what the Council of Cretins had to say about it. AND, Joe at Slippery Rock Cigars has some great deals for you heard only on this show and they are for a limited time. So, pay attention!
We also checked out the latest Cigar Match statistics with the official Blowin' Smoke statistician, a new 5 Things, some poetry to get you into the holiday cigar spirit, and a new Minute with Travis. Plus, listener email and much more including the links below.
So, grab a fine cigar, your favorite adult beverage, and celebrate 4 years of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast along with us! Thank you for listening and stay tuned for even bigger and better things in the coming weeks and months right here on Blowin' Smoke! Long ashes!
All treats with maybe a couple tricks, it's Blowin' Smoke #95!
LIVE from the Havana Room your Freako along with the Council of Cretins are back with a brand new Cigar of the Day...the new Arturo Fuente Chateau Pyramid. Plus, voicemail from listeners, email too, and plenty of Halloween talk from childhood memories to adults only trick or treating. Thanks to our Tweeps on Twitter for their input!
Also, risky behavior for prostate cancer, best conception behavior, drunken behavior with lawn mowers, and more. Travis shares another Minute with us too, and a listener provided 5 Things for us this time.
It's all right here on Blowin' Smoke #95! Spark one up and join us!
Armed with a Masters degree in advanced lactation studies, it's Blowin' Smoke #94!
The herfin' is back on track following the arrival of El Freako, Jr. along with a full roundtable of Cretins, and a new Cigar of the Day...the new Rocky Patel 1961 Torpedo. Thanks to our followers on Twitter for helping us choose the new Cigar of the Day for this show.
We announced a new way for you to contact Blowin' Smoke and maybe be a part of the show too. We also checked out some great listener emails, including one with a new way to enjoy the show, and took on a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things. Somehow the conversation, along with input from our Twitter Tweeps, turned a little R rated with talk of the lactation loonies, bikini coffee shops, strict laws against wearing a bra, and brothels that offer discounts for being 'green'. Speaking of coffee, the Cretins were enjoying Torcedor Coffee during the show.
So, join us for the best herf you'll attend this week...Blowin' Smoke #94!
From the Havana Room in scenic western Pennsylvania comes Blowin' Smoke #93!
Once again, along with an ample supply of Torcedor Coffee, the Council of Cretins has assembled for some herfage and good conversation. With the brand new My Father Le Bijou 1922 Petite Robusto as the Cigar of the Day and plenty of input from our tweeps on Twitter, the conversation included protesting the recent G20 summit held in Pittsburgh, Mickey's new weiner, why guys watch dancing and why women have sex, and more. We also have a very special Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle going on.
Plus, listener email, a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things.
So, join us! Fire up a fine one and get in there! It's Blowin' Smoke #93!
Wondering what happened to summer in the 'Burgh, it's Blowin' Smoke #92.
Gather 'round while we break in a new Cretin. Welcome, Lou! The Cigar of the Day was the new Perdomo Grand Cru Corojo Toro, and while the Cretins took it for a spin, we checked out some listener emails, cigars in the news and more. More, as in smuggling groceries in your pants, reasons you don't get second dates, and watching adult movies at your local Walmart. Those topics with the assistance of our Tweeps on Twitter.
Plus a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things with newbie Cretin Lou doing the honors.
The Cretins enjoy Torcedor Coffee when herfing in the Havana Room.
So, click play and spark one up with El Freako and the Cretins. It's Blowin' Smoke #92!
With a cool breeze blowing through the Havana Room, it's Blowin' Smoke #91!
An exciting show is lined up for ya with a Mystery Cigar of the Day up for review. The Cretins were clueless, but your El Freako knew and was surprised by some of the feedback. We checked out some listener emails and got caught up with Brothers Vince and Marc since their last appearances, plus Marc gave 5 Things a try.
We had fun with our friends on Twitter too with "ask the Cretins anything day."
We also welcome Don Gonzalez Cigars on board as a new Blowin' Smoke sponsor with a chance for you to take part in a fun contest / promotion. But you have to act quickly, campers! Listen to find out how and be sure to check back here at the Blowin' Smoke website for more fun stuff too.
So, grab your favorite cigar and fire it up. It's Blowin' Smoke #91.
On a hot summer night inside the Havana Room, it's Blowin' Smoke #90!
With a full house the Council of Cretins sparked up a new Cigar of the Day, the Don Pepin Garcia Black Edition 1950, and cracked a few cold ones while we talked about the Michael Vick / NFL relationship, what to do with the remaining days of summer, and, along with our Tweeps on Twitter, some of the cigars to look for following the annual IPCPR trade show.
LIVE from the 4th annual Cigar Barbecue at Slippery Rock Cigars in Slippery Rock, PA, it's Blowin' Smoke #89! What a great time we had with a ton of delicious food, lots of drinks, countless cigars and a truly superb crowd. For the show, we whipped out a Mystery Cigar of the Day for the Cretins to review and enjoyed talking to Vinny from Sir Vin Cigars and our good friends Pedro and Pedro Gonzalez of Don Gonzalez Cigars. We also enjoyed a new 5 Things and Minute with Travis. Special thanks to all our fantastic sponsors too. If you weren't at the Cigar Barbecue, you missed a great time. Lucky for you, we've got a small taste of it right here for you on Blowin' Smoke #89. So, grab your burger and weenie, light up a fine cigar, and enjoy the show!
Coming at ya! It's Blowin' Smoke #88!
Once again, from the Havana Room along with Chief Mourning Wood, your Freako de Fuma assembled the Cretins for another excursion into herf excellence. The Cigar of the Day is the AVO Limited Edition Companero, a cigar made to celebrate the birthday of Avo Uvezian. You know, the guy with the hat.
We share a couple listener emails with you along with an op-ed from what the government would call a "displaced worker" displaced by the government...at the Hava Tampa factory in Florida. Plus, some stories you have to hear to believe that might gross you out. Actually two of them are sort of related. Also 5 Things and a new Minute with Travis.
So, grab your favorite cigar and join the herf! It's Blowin' Smoke #88.
With the A/C crankin' in the Havana Room, it's Blowin' Smoke #87! With dead celebrities everywhere you look, it seemed the perfect time to deal a mystery cigar for the Cigar of the Day. Who will be the next celeb to take a dirt nap? What the hell am I smoking? A weak connection, maybe, but a connection nonetheless. Blowin' Smoke #87 is also a bittersweet herf as we say goodbye, for now, to our good friend and veteran Cretin, Collier, who, along with his lovely new bride, are leaving for his next duty station at Fort Benning, Georgia. Of course that means Collier gets the 5 Things honors again. Along with the dead celebs, we also talked about the crazy people that throw themselves at MJ, what Farrah did to young males in the 70's and how Billy Mays might sell a cigar gadget. Plus listener email and a new Minute with Travis. So, fire up a fine cigar, grab an adult beverage and join the herf right here on Blowin' Smoke #87!
Out on bail, it's Blowin' Smoke #86! Once again from the Havana Room, your Freako de Fuma guides you and the Council of Cretins through a brand new Cigar of the Day...the Rocky Patel Spring Collection Torpedo. That means a new challenger in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle. Cast your vote at BlowinSmokePodcast.com. We also welcome Collier back from his honeymoon and couldn't resist busting his chops a little with a new 5 Things. We also talked about life's important subjects like going commando, best bad-asses, fizzy drinks and more along with some help from the Blowin' Smoke Twitter folk. So, spark up a fine cigar and check out Blowin' Smoke #86! 4 out of 5 dentists recommend it!
Back again, it's Blowin' Smoke #85. From a smokey Havana Room, your Freako de Fuma and the Cretins lit up the brand new Camacho Connecticut 11/18 for the new Cigar of the Day making it the new contender in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle. Cast your vote at BlowinSmokePodcast.com. Along with our friends on Twitter, we shared some listener email, checked out some news stories from the web, and enjoyed a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things. So, light up, kick back and enjoy Blowin' Smoke #85!
Cigar of the Day: Various Cigar Crawl sampled cigars
Just back from rehab following the 11th annual Western Pennsylvania Cigar Crawl, its Blowin' Smoke #84! Yes, we survived the crawl, successfully decontaminated, and once again assembled for yet more herfing pleasure. Like a moth to a flame! The Cigars of the Day were all sampled on the Crawl and all the Cretins got to smoke something different. New this time, we hooked up with Blowin' Smoke listeners via Twitter and brought them into the show with a Twitter submitted 5 Things and more. Pretty cool this Twitter thing! We also read some great listener emails, talked about the recent Cigar Crawl, learned how to play WalMart BINGO!, and more. Be a bigger part of the fun by following the show on Twitter. Right now, kick back and relax with your friends on Blowin' Smoke #84.
From the Havana Room, Blowin' Smoke #83 is comin' at ya! Gather 'round while we herf a new Cigar of the Day, the new Siglo Limited Reserve, and pair up a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle. The Cretin chairs were full as we read some listener emails, pointed to some small successes in the fight against smoking bans, checked out some unusual stories floating around the web, and talked about the differences between boys and girls in junior high. We also talked about Blowin' Smoke on Twitter and how you can Tweet your way onto the show. Plus an all new Minute with Travis and 5 Things. It's all right here, so grab a stick and light up with Blowin' Smoke #83!
Workin' off that Easter ham, it's Blowin' Smoke #82! From the Havana Room, the Council of Cretins sparked up the Cusano LXI Robusto for the Cigar of the Day and throws it into a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle to do battle. Be sure to cast your vote! Along with a new Minute with Travis, 5 Things and a couple of Smoke 1-4s, we also shared some listener email, talked about vanity license plates, marriage in Saudi Arabia, strange Easter traditions, flavored bourbon and more. So, spark up a big ol' stogie and pour a drink. Here comes Blowin' Smoke #82!
Back for more, it's Blowin' Smoke #81! LIVE from the Havana Room, the Council of Cretins managed to escape the paparazzi long enough to herf the latest Cigar of the Day...the Torano Casa Torano Maduro Toro. Along with listener email and more SCHIP bullcrap, the conversation also turned to what to do with those bestiality home videos you might have laying around, having a friend for dinner, cussin' at WalMart, and advice for groomzillas. Watch out for a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things for your pondering too. It's a jam packed Blowin' Smoke #81 and it's coming at you right now.
In honor of St. Paddys Day, the Council of Cretins boiled their cigars prior to herfing! The Havana Room at Chez Rob was again the site for Blowin' Smoke #80 with a full cast of Cretins and a brand new Cigar of the Day...the CAO LX2 Beli. LX2 means "ligero times two" and we were excited to spark 'em up and take 'em for a spin. Episode 80 also serves up a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle for you to vote on, as well as SCHIP thoughts, news from the net, a new Minute with Travis, a brand new 5 Things and more. Plus, what not to do with bullets. So, grab an adult beverage, your favorite cigar and spark it up! It's Blowin' Smoke #80 comin' at ya!
Fresh off a sold out European tour, it's Blowin' Smoke #79! OK, maybe not...or not yet, but it is another herf on your iPod with a full house Council of Cretins who have gathered once again in the Havana Room at Chez Rob for an exceptional dose of podcast herfology. This time, a Don Pepin Garcia Blue takes center stage as the Cigar of the Day for your consideration. Also inside Blowin' Smoke #79 are listener emails, a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things, plus how Emeril Lagasse saved the day, alternative uses for crochet needles and more. Also, an update on Cigar Pimps and the 4th annual Cigar Barbecue with Slippery Rock Cigars. All this and more coming at ya right now on Blowin' Smoke #79! Click play already!
Back after a Steelers victory in the big game, it's Blowin' Smoke #78! With a full house Council of Cretins in the Havana Room, we grabbed a Nat Sherman robusto for the Cigar of the Day and talked about some recent smoke related news items. Caution! This stuff can make your head explode. We also toss a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things at you, plus post-Valentine's Day helpful tips, listener emails and more. Check it out. It's Blowin' Smoke #78!
From the Havana Room during recovery from the annual Herf n Nog experience, it's Blowin' Smoke #77! Just to make it fun, your Freako de Fuma whipped out another multiple mystery Cigar of the Day all with a connection to one another. The Council of Cretins will smoke anything...almost anything. Check it out. Also in BS #77, a special report filed by the GirlWonder from the Herf n Nog, a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things plus listener emails and more. So, click download, spark your favorite cigar, and settle in for over two hours of herfing on your iPod. It's Blowin' Smoke #77!
From a cold and snowy western Pennsylvania, it's Blowin' Smoke #76! Once again, the famed Havana Room at your Freako de Fuma's house was the gathering spot as we herfed into 2009. The El Rey del Mundo Robusto was the Cigar of the Day and we called up the official show statistician to review the 2008 scorecard and announce the 2008 Cigar Match Grand Champion brawl. Listen to find out who is doing battle and then cast your votes through the website. Also on the show, we had a lot of listener emails, SCHIP info, weird stories and more. Plus a brand new 5 Things and Minute with Travis for you to digest. So, grab a hot toddy, your favorite cigar and click play for Blowin' Smoke #76. Go Steelers!
Look everybody! It's Blowin' Smoke #75! Just before Christmas, we gathered at King Beaver Cigars in scenic Monaca, PA, to welcome home our good friend, Sgt. Rob Kmetz from his recent tour in Iraq with the Indiana National Guard. Rob was nice enough to join the Council of Cretins for our review of the La Gloria Cubana Serie R Belicoso and share with us his experiences while in Iraq. Rob is one of many brave souls who have volunteered to put their lives on the line for our freedom and we are humbled and deeply honored to call him our friend. Also here on Blowin' Smoke #75 is a brand new Cigar Match to kick off the new year as well as listener emails, a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things offered up by Rob Kmetz himself. Check it out! We wish you a very happy new year and thank you for your audience over the last three. We look forward to an exciting 2009 with bigger, better things and more fun on the Blowin' Smoke Podcast. Long ashes!
First on Santa's naughty list, its Blowin' Smoke #74! Direct from the Havana Room at Chez Rob with a full house of Cretins, this episode of Blowin' Smoke put a new spin on the Cigar of the Day with, not one...not two, but five Cigars of the Day and all a super secret mystery to those doing the puffing. Also, in honor of the fat guy in red, we laid out some holiday specials available only to Blowin' Smoke listeners from a couple of our prime sponsors. Plus, we shared some listener email, cigars in the news and more from our pop culture petri dish, as well as a new Minute with Travis and 5 Things. So, grab a cigar and a pen for Blowin' Smoke #74! Take advantage of our sponsors' specials, and have a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
Don't look now, but Blowin' Smoke #73 is comin' at ya! We've gathered once again in the Havana Room at Chez Rob for yet another excursion into herf excellence and you're invited. Along with a full Council of Cretins, we herfed the Rocky Patel Decade and tossed it into a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle for you to vote on. In addition to a brand new Minute with Travis, 5 Things and Smoke 1-4, we also jumped into a large pile of listener emails, talked about stupid athletes, more smoke ban idiocy, weird news stories and more. Check it out. The herf is waiting, and the herf is the Blowin' Smoke Podcast.
Holy Ligero, Batman! It's the Blowin' Smoke Podcast 3rd Big Ass Birthday Show! LIVE from Slippery Rock Cigars in scenic Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania, once again the herf-aholics have assembled to celebrate another successful, memorable year of their favorite cigar podcast with cigars, adult beverages (some with a lot of adult beverages), good friends, a big-ass cake and a lot of BS...all the things a good herf is made of. In addition to celebrating, we also twisted arms to review a new Cigar of the Day for you...the Cohiba Puros Dominicana. With a price tag that would make Joe the Plumber curl up in the fetal position, we dove right in with a final assessment on this stick that only the Blowin' Smoke Council of Cretins could provide. That means a new Cigar Match needs your vote and this one is special. We also cranked out a new round of Cigar Box Topics, Minute with Travis, Smoke 1-4 and 5 Things. PLUS, we sent out an appeal to you, our faithful brothers and sisters of the leaf, to help us help another brother out. Help us, please! So, check it out right now! Blowin' Smoke #72 and our 3rd Big Ass Birthday! Keep the emails coming and thank you for three great years...so far.
From the almost world famous Havana Room at Chez Rob comes Blowin' Smoke episode 71! Blowin' Smoke #71 marks the triumphant return of Brother Vince and Brother Marc to the show as our assembled Council of Cretins and your ever faithful review panel for a brand new Cigar of the Day...the Cuesta Rey Stanford's Cameroon Reserve Pyramid #9. Yeah, that's a long name for a cigar, but what the hell...we'll smoke just about anything. Blowin' Smoke #71 also marks the debut of our brand new feature called "5 Things" with Brother Vince taking honors for the maiden voyage. 5 Things are back pocket snippets of stuff to help you along life's journey compliments of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast and your Council of Cretins. Check it out! There has also been an upset in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle along with a new match-up requiring your vote. As always, the chatter hit on listener emails as well as weird stories from the internet including the return of the Whizonator. So, drop what you're doing, spark a fine cigar, and listen in to Blowin' Smoke #71!
Blowin' Smoke #70 comes to you from Cigar Express / Smoker Friendly in Meadville, PA, as we celebrate the launch of the new Macanudo 1968. We introduce you to Jim Cohen, a true cigar guru, with Cigar Express and he treated us to a mystery Cigar of the Day to herf and review. See if you can guess what it is before the big unveiling.
We also talked about fish that feast on toe jam, stressful spelling tests, stupid safe crackers, zero gravity copulation and more. Plus your emails and a chance for you to win some cigars. It's all right here on Blowin' Smoke #70! Check it out now!
Back for more, from the Havana Room at Chez Rob, it's Blowin' Smoke #69 with a brand new Cigar of the Day for your herfing pleasure along with some familiar Cretins in spirited conversation. Get ready for an unbiased review of the La Aroma de Cuba Edicion Especial #5 from Ashton and Pepin Garcia. While we sacrificed these fine cigars, we also checked out some new listener email including some funny, albeit sad, tales from the Pacific Northwest, heard a response to some serious anti-tobacco forces gathering power out there from an industry leader, and checked out some interesting stories from the internet including a growing trend in a certain kind of cosmetic surgery. Plus a brand new Minute with Travis. That alone is worth the download! All this and much more awaits right here on Blowin' Smoke #69. So, fire up a pleasure stick and herf along with us.
It's Blowin' Smoke #68 LIVE from the Havana Room @ Chez Rob! While we smoked one for and prayed for the victims of Hurricane Ike in Texas and the gulf coast, Ike's remnants cranked up the wind machine on us while we herfed a new Cigar of the Day...the La Aurora Barrel Aged Churchill. Your faithful Council of Cretins offered another honest review for your consideration, and that means a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle to vote on. Be sure to vote! We also chatted up the newly activated Pennsylvania smoking ban, how it could get worse for smokers in California (is that possible?), fly-on-the-wall moments, really expensive scotch...what if it sucks?...and more. Plus, the Blowin' Smoke Big-Ass Third Birthday Party announcement, a new Minute with Travis and more. How do we get that much stuff into one show? It's a herf, baby! So, check out Blowin' Smoke #68 now and keep those emails coming.
LIVE from the Havana Room @ Chez Rob, it's Blowin' Smoke #67! Kyle, Collier and Andrew returned to fill the Council of Cretins chairs while they smoked and reviewed a Mystery Cigar, along with your Freako de Fuma, all in the name of science. Herf along with us and see if you can guess what the Mystery Cigar is before its unveiling. No cheating! A new Cigar of the Day means a new contender in the Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle too. Cast your vote at www.BlowinSmokePodcast.com. Under the watchful stare of Chief Mourning Wood, we enjoyed listener email, a curling rebuttal, name changes, weird news stories and more. Keep those emails coming, we love hearing from you! So, pour yourself a tall one, light-up a fine cigar and click play on Blowin' Smoke #67. We'll leave an ashtray for ya!
LIVE from the hot and humid Havana Room at Chez Rob, it's Blowin' Smoke #66 with a full house of Cretins and a brand new Cigar of the Day...the Hoyo de Monterey Excalibur Legend. This cigar from General was just unveiled at the RTDA...er IPCP...er retail tobacco dealers convention in Las Vegas and the Cretins were happy to take it for a spin. OK, they'll smoke anything free, but that's beside the point and the point is we do this in the name of science...in the name of national security. If we don't herf, the terrorists win! In addition to a new Cigar of the Day, we now have a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle that needs your vote. Since cigars go best with conversation, we chatted up listener emails, the Olympics, Canadian pay-per-view and more, plus a Smoke 1-4 for great grandma. It's all here on Blowin' Smoke #66! Check it out!
LIVE from the Havana Room, along with dueling lawn mowers, at Chez Freako, it's Blowin' Smoke #65! The Council of Cretins' roundtable was being refinished so Kevin filled our faithful Cretin slot as we herfed the Oliva Serie V Double Toro for the Cigar of the Day. This cigar is a real beauty and a beast. See if you agree with our individual reviews and then cast your vote in the new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle where the Oliva Serie V takes on the reigning champion Camacho Triple Maduro. Oliva is no stranger to the Cigar Match so this should be a real good battle of the cigar bands. Just go to the BlowinSmokePodcast.com and cast your vote! While we herfed, we talked about the recent Cigar Bar BQ, eating corn on the cob, interesting stories found online, plus my recent purchase of a "man chair" for the Havana Room. All that and a lot more right here waiting for you on Blowin' Smoke #65. So, fire up a pleasure stick, pour a tall cool one and listen in! Keep those emails coming too...we love hearing from you.
LIVE from the 3rd annual Cigar Bar-BQ at Slippery Rock Cigars, it's Blowin' Smoke #64! Shame on you for missing this herf! It was an all-day smoker...block party, picnic style in scenic Slippery Rock, PA, where we enjoyed lots of delicious food, cold drinks, many many cigars and a record number of fun, friendly people. There were special deals in the humidor and a whole lot of prizes given away during our own version of Let's Make a Deal, featuring the sexy SRC girls, Casey and The Boss. The Council of Cretins herfed a mystery cigar for the Cigar of the Day and that means there is a new contender in the Cigar Match. Cast your vote online at the website linked here. We read some great listener emails, had a double Smoke 1-4 featuring Cindy Brady, heard a special announcement from your Freako de Fuma, and more. So, kick back with a fine cigar and an adult beverage and join the herf right here with Blowin' Smoke #64 and all your friends at the 3rd annual Cigar Bar-BQ! Long ashes!!
Recorded LIVE from the Havana Room at Chez Rob, it's Blowin' Smoke #63! Under the watchful gaze of Chief Mourning Wood, the Council of Cretins and your Freak-O de Fuma herfed the re-tooled and re-released Cuvee 151 Robusto while we talked up aggressive driving vs cost of gas, employees of the state ripping off the system and the Camacho Triple Maduro...new blend or mellows with age? Plus listener emails and info on a benefit poker run with a Blowin' Smoke connection the day after the Annual Cigar Bar-BQ for you to get in on the weekend of July 18-20. There's a new Cigar Match needing your vote too. It's all right here on the latest episode of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast #63. Check it out and keep those emails coming!
LIVE from the Smoker Friendly Cigar eXpress in Wexford, PA, it's Blowin' Smoke #62! The fine folks at Cigar eXpress invited us down to one of their stores as part of their anniversary celebration where we ordained some new Cretins and herfed the Don Lino Africa Kifaro for the Cigar of the Day. That means some changes are happening in the new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle...more than you think! Your Freak-O de Fuma and the Cretins talk about the newly signed into law hypocritical Pennsylvania smoking ban, award our NUB three-pak to a lucky listener and limerick writer and more. Check it out!
After intense rehabilitation following the tenth annual Western Pennsylvania Cigar Crawl, we have once again assembled for the latest installment of the Blowin' Smoke Podcast. Episode 61 features a new Cigar of the Day...the Camacho Triple Maduro 60/6. This cigar is a beast with a reputation that precedes it. Does it live up to that reputation when conquered by the Blowin' Smoke Council of Cretins? Also, new information on some upcoming special shows, lots of emails from happy Blowin' Smoke listeners, another reported incident of cigar crime and more. Plus a new Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle needing your vote. Don't make us pull a super-delegate deal on you! It's all packed inside Blowin' Smoke #61. So call the neighbors and hide the children the latest Blowin' Smoke Podcast is right here.
LIVE from the 10th annual Western Pennsylvania Cigar Crawl's Pre-Crawl Herf, it's Blowin' Smoke #60. Crawl veterans and a record number of crawl newbies gathered for a nightcap following a full day of cigars and friendship in anticipation of a full-bore cigar tour of western Pennsylvania and a little bit of eastern Ohio. We survived a round of Cigar Box Topics, talked to the reigning Queen of the Newbies about passing the crown...if she actually does, and even read a little poetry. We also herfed a new Cigar of the Day and that means a brand new "Cigar Match: Rumble in the Bundle" for you to vote on. Gee, who's the odds-on favorite? It's all right here on Blowin' Smoke #60. Light up!
It's back to see our good friends at King Beaver Cigars for Blowin' Smoke episode 59 along with the highly anticipated, aggressively hyped brand new NUB cigar for our Cigar-of-the-Day review. We herfed the NUB 464T Cameroon from Oliva...a box pressed torpedo. You might say we were NUBified. Your faithful host and the Council of Cretins also chewed on cigar perceptions, cigar store crime...a new trend?, newlywed fights and more. Plus, your chance to win some NUB cigars. Check it out and give us some feedback or share a cigar story with us...we love email.
LIVE from Slippery Rock Cigars in scenic Slippery Rock, PA, Blowin' Smoke Episode 58 took advantage of a beautiful spring day to herf outdoors in the warm sun and refreshing breeze. The Cigar-of-the-Day is the Romeo y Julieta Habana Reserve Corona which means a new Cigar Match contender for you to vote on. There is a chance for you to win a sample pack of the brand new NUB cigars...listen to find out how. Some of our topics of conversation include the coming 3rd annual Cigar Bar-BQ in July, inhaling your favorite adult beverage, sneeze fetishes, what Joe likes and more. Plus listener emails. Check it out! Right here on Blowin' Smoke 58.
Recorded LIVE and under heavy sniper fire at King Beaver Cigars in scenic Monaca, PA, our assembled Council of Cretins herf and review the CAO America Monument while discussing a variety of topics including letters from customs, sex with patio furniture, Easter ham and more. Plus an update on the Western Pennsylvania Cigar Crawl set for May 17th.
A departure from the usual Blowin' Smoke format with 'LIVE' reports from your Freak-o de Fuma as it happened, plus interviews with tobacconists and other crawlers.
Tres Rios (Three Rivers) is the house cigar of Allegheny Smokeworks. Podcast was recorded at the BurghHerfers' Annual Herf n Nog with Vince-Fest. Plus some of the other voices from the show ~ Mike of Allegheny Smokeworks, Vince, & Mysterious Bernie.